the english assassin

19, June, 2009

More TEST results…

Filed under: Meta, Plug — the english assassin @ 11:43 am


Your result for Test who’s REALLY in control of your mind…

A small child with psychic powers

-1 World_saver, 11 Impulsive, -1 Technological and -3 Mystique!

Somewhere, not far from where you live, there is a small kid (less than three years old) with powerful psychic powers. Most people are aware that some people have the power to influence other people’s behavior with their minds. The government does, of course, find these people and make them work for the nation, but these things take time and before they’re discovered, these children often find a “toy”, a human being whom they use to explore their powers. You appear to be such a toy. That’s why you’re so impulsive and don’t care much for adult things. A toddler is in control of your mind. Congratulations.

What your score means:

World saver: All scales range from -15 to 15. At 15 on World saver you’re the kind of bastard who wants to shove your saintly ways down everyone else’s throats. At -15 you’re the kind of bastard who’d never care for anyone who isn’t useful to your egocentric purposes. Then there are lots of bastards in between. You got -1 on this scale.

Impulsive: At 15 on this scale you’re the annoying kind of person who’s completely lust-driven and extremely hard to predict. At -15 you’re the annoying kind of person who can’t scratch your nose without making a detailed action plan a week ahead. Then there’s lots of annoyance in between. You got 11 on this scale.

Technological: Is technological even a real word? Anyway, at 15 on this scale you’re the kind of sick techno-fetishist who’d have sex with a cell-phone if sex wasn’t too organic for you. At -15 you’re the sick kind of nature loon who thinks that fire and the wheel are too hi-tech. Then there’s loads of sickness in between. You got -1 on this scale.

Mystique: At 15 on this scale you’re the weird kind of person who’s shrouded in mystery to the extent that people doubt your existence whenever you’re not around. At -15 you’re the weird kind of person who is completely down to earth, to the extent that people might think you’re a machine or something. Then there’s a lot of weirdness in between. You got -3 on this scale.


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2 Comments »

  1. It turns out that I really am being controlled by The Illuminati

    Comment by Paul — 19, June, 2009 @ 7:18 pm

  2. I’m not surprised, I’ve always felt that Belgium was a cover story!

    Comment by the english assassin — 21, June, 2009 @ 12:09 am


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