A year or so ago when I was living in the Landan smog I met a witch from the frozen Northern Wastes (Canada) who did my astrology chart for me. I’ve just found it again among my emails, so for want of something better to do with it I’m posting it up here for the world to admire. Of course if you don’t know me then there’s almost no way for you to tell if it’s right or wrong, but as a less-than-impartial observer I have to say that it isn’t too far off the mark, although it must be said that said witch did know me, so I’m sure her more mundane powers of observation might have influenced her ‘reading’ or whatever it’s called? I’ll also declair my other bias re: astrology, as a born-again atheist I’m more than sceptical about this kind of guff, but it doesn’t stop me enjoying (on so many levels) reading the results.
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Mid-Heaven in Capricorn: Career Status and Aspirations
Capricorn is the goat. The goat is sure-footed and stable. It’s an earth sign, reliable and practical, ruled by Saturn so scholarly, melancholic, and studious. You aspire to become highly intellectual, taking action based on practical need and successes. You want to approach new projects and studies with realistic goals. You want to know where you are going and to feel that your path is already set down for you. You are looking for stability.
Ascendant in Taurus: Who We Really Are
Taurus the bull is an earth sign which is practical, stable and consistent. Also, bulls are determined, patient and conservative. It is a Fixed sign concerned with maintaining the products of oneself – things you make or create that require maintenance. Venus rules Taurus and is concerned with pleasures, art, and love. You are strong and stable. You maintain a sense of self and create images/environments. Goals are to be comfortable, creative and loved.
Sun in Sagittarius: Your Ruler and Your Great Destiny
You are destined to find your freedom and to explore the world. Free to create as you so desire. You may be able to inspire others spiritually or morally. You will be loyal to those around you and you will make it part of your life’s work to uncover certain truths
Moon in Capricorn: Dreams and Mysticism
The goat is sure-footed and stable. You have a fascination with death. You are studious and tend to only take action based on practical needs and past success. You require proof and study the reasons why behind spiritual experiences. You apply rationale to these experiences. Often this is an unconscious process
Mars in Scorpio: Aggression/Drive/Sexuality (Unconscious)
Scorpio is a water sign ruled by Mars. You tend to experience the same emotional responses over and over again. Others may drag you down with their need for your empathy and understanding. Your psychic abilities and empathy may cause you take on too much of others emotions. You lash out at others when you are hurt or in pain. You are motivated by your gut and not by your head. Sexually you want intense experiences with a strong emotional connection. You may be interested in sexual sub cultures surrounding death.
Mercury in Scorpio: How You Learn and Communicate
You learn best by connecting with subjects emotionally and in comparison to your own experiences. You enjoy learning about the mysterious and counter culture. You tend to be shy about sharing how you are feeling and may talk about many other subjects without letting too much of yourself come out in conversation.
Venus in Scorpio: Pleasure
You take pleasure in intense experiences. You can be mysterious about what you actually enjoy. Sex and death are closely related for you. You have a thing for people who live life on the outskirts of society.
Jupiter in Capricorn: Abundance
Your wealth and abundance in life will come from being an intellectual with a strong sense of self. This assuredness of what you want as well as of who you are will keep you from straying from/falling from your course.
Saturn in Gemini: Your Greatest Misfortune and What Oppresses You
You can be of two minds about things. You have two personalities when it comes to the way that you approach life and how you study and work. Not making a decision as to which person you want to be may oppress you throughout your life as too much inner conversation may lead to inaction.
NOTE: it is interesting to note from these ‘results’ that I apear to be a habitual necrophiliac, which isn’t strictly true: I only practice necrophilia on alternate Tuesday nights and never more that for five or six hours at a time…
